UPDATE: Small Business Awards

It has been 11 days so far, and the centerpiece is still alive! Though it is not as perky as it once was, and a little less green, there is still hope that a plant can survive in Nikki Pribnow’s office. With fading vital signs, Pribnow thought it would be a good idea if the centerpiece enjoyed a little bit of the outdoors, but the direct sunlight and the sole of Jamie Schroeder’s shoe ultimately had the reverse effect.

When approached after the incident, a nervous looking Schroeder stated, “I stepped on it, so what’s the big deal. It’s not like I created this elaborate plan or something that includes physical harm, over watering, and toxic fertilizer to slowly kill it and make it look like it was Nikki’s fault…eh…have to go, I’ve said too much.”

With a suspicion of foul play, Pribnow has safely put back the centerpiece on top of her file cabinet where it can be under constant surveillance.

Tags: , ,

This entry was posted on Monday, June 15th, 2009 at 11:31 am and is filed under Element News and Events. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

5 Responses to “UPDATE: Small Business Awards”

  1. Jamie said:

    And you all put me in charge of the office hamster…hmm?!?!

  2. Kristy said:

    It might be time for that trim we talked about.

  3. Lance said:

    I think she has been “watering” it with beer. It looks drunk!

  4. Kristy said:

    I tried “watering” one of my plants with coffee. Needless to say, it didn’t make it.

  5. Deb said:

    You killed my lucky bamboo

Leave a Reply




Message: