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Element Floral Arrangements

Due to the overwhelming response of her online silk floral arrangement business, Nikki Pribnow has now started her own florist shop, right out of her office! “Well, I have a lot of extra space,” said Pribnow. “And this will allow me to multitask between marketing projects. I cannot wait to start offering my clients beautiful flower bouquets! Who wouldn’t want a dozen roses delivered along side their 5,000 corporate brochures.”

With Stress Levels Mounting

Due to high stress levels, the office moose has (yet again!) started to consume unhealthy levels of alcohol. After two visits to De Pere’s local detox center, and one very expensive, company paid, all-inclusive stay at the Betty Ford Center, there seems to be no hope in sight.

Element Gift Keeps Giving

In 2007, Element’s customer holiday gift package was a “cookie kit” that included a custom designed plate. Recently, Ann Behling, Director of Publications, discovered something when shopping for an ugly Christmas sweater. It looks like these plates are now available at a local Goodwill and can be purchased for under $2.00! The cookies may be [...]

Barista Extraordinaire

Patrick McCormick, former member of Element’s interactive department, has been promoted to Barista. With the recent need for a higher-powered stimulant, and an obvious lack of interest in Folgers Original, promoting McCormick was an easy decision. His main duties include making foam, purchasing milk, and cleaning the recently purchased espresso machine.

Home Sweet Office

Due to inclement weather, the Atkinson family has made Element a [office-sweet-office] temporary home. “Our furnace went out about a week ago,” said Web Developer Ross Atkinson, “And, well, I don’t know why it’s not fixed yet. But everyone seems to like it here, so I’m in no big rush.”

Face Disgrace

Some see a man revealing a cleanly shaven face to his wife for the first time in their 10-year marriage. But here at Element, we see a blank canvas! Here are some of our suggestions of how Element Copywriter, Eric Severstad, should proceed with his look in the future.

Battle for the Golden Paddle

Hear ye, hear ye. Let it be known that Eric Serverstad of Element has been named Pongo Libre in the latest ping-pong quest! The Golden Paddle is the most sought-after gold painted wooden trophy, which will be up for grabs again in a few short weeks. The next competition will be a mixed doubles event. Stay tuned as things get under way.

Thank You!

We hope everyone enjoyed our open house! Thank you to everyone that was able to attend, and don’t forget to check out the photos. From the observations, it looks like everyone had a great time, and no one was injured from the T-shirt cannon! We can’t wait for another opportunity to mix with you. But [...]

Time to Celebrate!

Notice anything different? Along with our open house, Element’s new website officially went live today! But more about that later. There is a lot of fun stuff happening here today, and if you want to check it out, stop by from 3pm to 7pm. We’ll be having a live band, food, beverages, and some other [...]

Request Goes out for “Grande Cojones”

We’re throwing down the gauntlet (whatever that is), and bringing forth a challenge: all clients, vendors, friends, and foes alike are hereby summoned to Element to engage in a table tennis battle royale (with cheese).
Team Element has gathered and studied pong styles from across the globe. And in 2010, we’re unleashing our own unique style [...]