We’re throwing down the gauntlet (whatever that is), and bringing forth a challenge: all clients, vendors, friends, and foes alike are hereby summoned to Element to engage in a table tennis battle royale (with cheese).
Team Element has gathered and studied pong styles from across the globe. And in 2010, we’re unleashing our own unique style of table tennis. We call it Pongo Libre, and it is marked by a lessened emphasis on the fundamentals (eye-hand coordination) and instead relies on an array of gravity-defying combat maneuvers, Mexican wrestling submission holds, and lightning-fast Fujian White Crane boxing. To opponents, we are known simply as “los loco pongadors.”
You may ask: “What’s in it for me?” “Is this a lawsuit waiting to happen?” “Is there a trophy?” Of course, there’s a frickin’ trophy! It’s over four feet tall, encrusted with shiny bits, and really heavy. You want the trophy? You WANT the trophy? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TROPHY! (no, really … it’s hard to pick up).
Everything you need to know (and lots you don’t) regarding this epic, annual event will be announced shortly on the Element website. We’ve built the facility. We’ve got the paddles. Do you have the balls?
“La vida las cojones grandes pongo libre estilo de elemento!” (poor Spanish for “Long live the big balls of Element’s new pong style.”) T-shirts coming soon …
Think you have the balls? Sign up now to take on los loco pongadors in ping pong!

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